quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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