oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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