Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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