OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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