Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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