I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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