Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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