69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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