is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
