Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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