god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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