How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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