My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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