Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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