sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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