Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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