i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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