I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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