how can u be prego again
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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