I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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