did you get engaged???
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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