Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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