so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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