i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
