# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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