whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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