Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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