ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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