God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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