Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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