Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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