Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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