Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
