So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
The beer is more important than you right now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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