This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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