you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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