The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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