Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
birth control should be required to get into college
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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