we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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