just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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