i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
FUCK WHALES
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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