no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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