Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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