i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
