$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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