Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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