You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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