my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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