he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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