hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I bet he comes in French.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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