so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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